Blond Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Second Blonde:

Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!