Monday, October 5, 2009

Pickup Lines #2

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!


Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print


Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!


Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.


Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.


Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"


Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.


Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!


Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?



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