Tuesday, August 4, 2009

If you ever feel dumb, just read this...

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey

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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. '
--Al Gore, Vice President

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'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.'

--Dan Quayle
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